▲ 398 ▼ Let's play this game again (sh.itjust.works) submitted 1 year ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 866 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] owl@infosec.pub 109 points 1 year ago (10 children) I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power: "I ___, but only when I'm hard." permalink fedilink source hideshow 20 child comments replies: [–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 182 points 1 year ago am the world's greatest kindergarten teacher permalink fedilink source parent [–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 60 points 1 year ago (2 children) Can revive the dead permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] owl@infosec.pub 37 points 1 year ago "I'm gonna explain everything later, just don't interfere." permalink fedilink source parent [–] 18107@aussie.zone 1 point 1 year ago NSFW lyrics permalink fedilink source parent [–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) save kittens from trees permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] owl@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero. permalink fedilink source parent [–] holycrap@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can reproduce permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] owl@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago Makes sense permalink fedilink source parent [–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 child) You can give moving public speeches permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] monogram@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 1 year ago become immensely popular as a male role model permalink fedilink source parent [–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children) You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen. Except, there's just one small problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] owl@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago I'm Mr beast? permalink fedilink source parent [–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist..... permalink fedilink source parent [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago Pee. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once. permalink fedilink source parent [+] eyelevel@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 182 points 1 year ago am the world's greatest kindergarten teacher permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 60 points 1 year ago (2 children) Can revive the dead permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] owl@infosec.pub 37 points 1 year ago "I'm gonna explain everything later, just don't interfere." permalink fedilink source parent [–] 18107@aussie.zone 1 point 1 year ago NSFW lyrics permalink fedilink source parent
[–] owl@infosec.pub 37 points 1 year ago "I'm gonna explain everything later, just don't interfere." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) save kittens from trees permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] owl@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] owl@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can reproduce permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] owl@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago Makes sense permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 child) You can give moving public speeches permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] monogram@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] monogram@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 1 year ago become immensely popular as a male role model permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children) You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen. Except, there's just one small problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] owl@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago I'm Mr beast? permalink fedilink source parent [–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist..... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist..... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once. permalink fedilink source parent
