Just gotta carry disinfectant wipes and stuff I guess. I'd take this deal

And not like a little dog scat either. We're talking the entire football team ate some bad vichysoise and it hit them during practice and that pile is where you land. Every godsdamn time. You're starting to wonder if it's the same pile.

This was fantastically embedded in the Jumper books.

Don't you Just have to Teleport rapidly Forward in short disxtances then to mitigate that risk? Would probably also bei safer since you could See where to Teleport to.

Lmao not how it works. Things are only moving in relation to other things, if you're affixed to the earth then almost any other point on earth relative to you is not moving.

If you teleport in refence to some other celestial body that sounds kind of dumb and also possibly a skill issue.

If your already on your deathbed, it would be a painful way to die, but you'd at least get an amazing view for a few seconds.