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[–] 87 points 1 year ago (14 children)
  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You shift by magically turning yourself inside out ass first

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Disgusting and likely painful, would have to be done somewhere private

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You're worried about manners??

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I mean, the point of shapeshifting is to be sneaky

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Something tells me you have less than honourable intentions for your newfound power

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I mean, what would you do with it? If I had it, I could greatly influence the politics of any country, simply by being any leader I wish to be and screwing their public image

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I would be a thespian of course! But now that you mention it, I can see the potential to use myself as a biological weapon to help bring about amore equitable world …

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    TIL what thespian means. And I don’t think it would make you a better actor, just a cheaper and more versatile one. Besides, it’s funnier to kidnap random people and live their lives for a day. Since everything you need to know about them is inside a rectangle protected by the face and finger you just replicated, it should be feasible enough. Besides, they’ll take the experience to the grave or be considered nuts

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Your brain shape shifts as well into an exact copy of the animal you mimic. You have the intelligence of the creature you turn into. Which means a one way trip as any coherent logical human thoughts is driven out by animal instincts.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories. Id have to shapeshift somewhere calm, and leave myself notes

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    This would have infer that your shape shifting skill had the ability to mimic not just their DNA but their nueral patterns as well. Without that you are again just left with instinct and a blank slate brain with no memory or knowledge.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Oh my god, Memento meets Animorphs.

    Holy shit this is actually a good idea, I would actually read this book or watch this movie...

    It could also work in a video game, but it would be very difficult to pull this off as the player character... could make for some extremely interesting NPCs in various settings.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Your clothes are not transformed with you

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    You shapeshift, including your mind. When you change into a person, you take on all of their memories as well. You become a complete copy, and the old you simply ceases to exist. If you turn yourself into Donal Trump, there's just a random copy of the president sitting in your apartment, utterly confused about where he is or how he got there. And the ability to shapeshift was a power of your old body. The new one can't shapeshift.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Grow slowly -> walking air cooler

    Shink rapidly -> Boom

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wouldn't it be more like: Grow slowly -> burn proportional amount of calories Since you would need to get that energy from somewhere

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You can only shapeshift into smaller versions of yourself.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That’s not really a side effect, more of a condition.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You can only shift into a species that you've seen before. Can only shape shift into living things (not sentient and mobile inanimate objects)

    And you can never return to any species you were previously. It has to be a new one every time until you exhaust the possible species. Leaving you stuck as the last possible species you pick to shape shift into.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You can't actually become anything unique, the body approximately closest to your imagination becomes yours. They also, become you in turn. You immediately become a world wide sensation if used frequently.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You forget what you like if you are changed for too long and don't have a detailed enough reference

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