We use onedrive at work... everything goes onto onedrive, and then daily we have people bitching that onedrive has deleted their files.

Woman ran a stopsign, hit my uncle who was on a scooter. My uncle died, brains splattered all over the road.

She didn't even get a ticket.

I watched 90% of a movie with "narration" turned on, and thought that "this movie is really fucking annoying. Yes, I see that the actor just did that, you don't need to tell me."

Its even better when they don't tell you that your password is too long, and they truncate it somewhere unknown.

Tried a randomgen 32 character password at the local sheriff's office. Copy and pasted it directly out of my password manager into the password creation field so I know I didn't typo it and when I tried to login it wouldn't work. Took me a bit of troubleshooting to figure out what happened.

Some of us care, we're just not rich enough to buy a politician.

I rather like how inclusive he's being with his hate. "Trouble" made me laugh, looking out for the under-hated groups.

This is the new SQL-Injection trend. Test Every text field!

A real laundry digger.

Screw Mars, we should really re-focus onto floating cities on Venus.

I'm not your checkpal, checkguy.

He's too busy working on the next skyrim release anyway.

Impossible! I've got 20 other things to do before I can get to that, and none of them are getting done!