[-] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago

I watched 90% of a movie with "narration" turned on, and thought that "this movie is really fucking annoying. Yes, I see that the actor just did that, you don't need to tell me."

[-] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

Its even better when they don't tell you that your password is too long, and they truncate it somewhere unknown.

Tried a randomgen 32 character password at the local sheriff's office. Copy and pasted it directly out of my password manager into the password creation field so I know I didn't typo it and when I tried to login it wouldn't work. Took me a bit of troubleshooting to figure out what happened.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

It closes its noses.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago

Some of us care, we're just not rich enough to buy a politician.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago

I rather like how inclusive he's being with his hate. "Trouble" made me laugh, looking out for the under-hated groups.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Was working the counter at a repair shop. This really old guy had come in for a data backup and a wipe/restore. We performed said service, and reloaded the data from the backup back on, and his outlook data was encrypted with a password he couldn't remember.

This infuriated him, he specifically asked me if I wanted HIM to "Shove the desktop tower up his ass, stick his head in after it, and give it a sniff."

People are wild.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

This is the new SQL-Injection trend. Test Every text field!

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

A real laundry digger.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Screw Mars, we should really re-focus onto floating cities on Venus.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I'm not your checkpal, checkguy.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

He's too busy working on the next skyrim release anyway.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Impossible! I've got 20 other things to do before I can get to that, and none of them are getting done!

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