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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

There used to be a legend when I grew up around Orlando that they would use helicopters to airlift people out of the park to die in Celebration (the town they owned next door and paid to make infrastructure better) to ensure that they maintained the ideology that no one dies at Disney

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

It took me many re-reads to understand that people weren't having celebratory arranged deaths at Disney

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Untapped market.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

110% that’s no legend. If someone dies on a ride or something, the corpse is carried to the parking lot or transported outside the park before being declared dead by the on-site medic.

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