If "Gooner" was an RPG class, what would be it's attributes? (hexbear.net)

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Their attributes would all involve doing petty crime and reporting to da boss

They have an attack that's like vicious mockery from D&D except it's called "threaten" and you deal damage by telling wise guys to mind their own business.

Your main attack is called speakeasy and involves throwing explosive home made alcohol

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