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Utter madlad (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  1. They're just paper, they do not contain a lithium battery.

  2. ~~You are aware that fuckin everything has a battery now, right? Including the vast majority of non-corded tools available on a refinery?~~

Edit: Derp. My brain misfired and collapsed 'refinery' and 'off shore drilling platform' into the same thing in a catastrophic level of idiocy.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

They make tools specifically for that called intrinsically safe tools that are certified for use in explosive environments

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Saw a set of brass wrenches at work back in the day. Had no idea that was a thing.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, I should also add, that oil companies use air powered tools, not electric tools.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Why do you think that they'd use battery powered tools if, according to that other guy, they've banned lithium?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Because I'm a moron. I edited it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You're not a moron, people make mistakes and you're beautiful <3

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nah I a moron. I appreciate it though <3

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Read my other comment and take it up with Chevron.

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