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Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visit (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Who wants to bet on which country will pull out all the stops and just have someone there to suck his dick?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

russia, putin will force one of his underling to do it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

A country where the age of majority is less than 18. So they can find someone young enough for trump's liking

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Keep an eye out for Ivanka look-a-like contests

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

he already has pam bondi, karoline levitt, and kristi noem. he already threw away nikki and sanders.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

I wish we all didn't know how true this was. But it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

You mean like the vast majority of the world and all but 10 US states? Don't look up age of consent. For god's sake don't look at Western Europe.

(You meant "age of consent", not "age of majority".)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What's the problem if two teenagers have sex?

It's only that low in Europe between the same age group. If a 30 year old bangs a 14 year old, (s)he will go to prison

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, not in Germany. A 110 year old can legally bang a 14 year old, as long as they don't have a position of authority over the teen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Wrong

Nach § 182 Absatz 3 StGB sind sexuelle Handlungen zwischen einer Person über 21 Jahren und einem 14- oder 15-jährigen Jugendlichen für den erwachsenen Sexualstrafpartner dann strafbar, wenn er die fehlende Fähigkeit des Jugendlichen zur sexuellen Selbstbestimmung ausnutzt. Ein solcher – zumindest versuchter – Missbrauch wird mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu drei Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe bestraft.

Nach § 182 Absatz 1 StGB sind hingegen sexuelle Handlungen zwischen einer Person über 21 Jahren und einem 16- oder 17-jährigen Jugendlichen grundsätzlich erlaubt, soweit hierfür keine Zwangslage des Jugendlichen ausgenutzt wird. Anderenfalls wird ein solcher – zumindest versuchter – Missbrauch mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu fünf Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe bestraft.

https://www.juraforum.de/news/ab-wann-bzw-mit-welchem-alter-duerfen-jugendliche-sex-haben_248032

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

In Saudi Arabia you can't be legally married before 18, so that's effectively the age of consent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You think it works still? He's a morbidly obese old man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

with viagra or cialis probably. he is well known to have very poor vision and he has prescribed glasses, but doesnt use them for fear of looking weak.