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[-] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago

even FASTER with absolute undeniable proof that's him

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

quick get rid of the evidence

what evidence

the evidence that we were wrong

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Jesus: "The fuck is a border?". "What do you mean rich people, how could there be poor or desperate people?". "You created projectiles that explode and kill people? I thought you torturing me was supposed to be the end of this shit?".

...this is hopeless, I'm going back to heaven, see none of y'all there

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Flip them tables

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

well, that stuff doesn't exist in their mind in the first place, and their mind has nothing to do with reality

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

i think you'd be surprised by how many people believe in heaven and think they're the only ones getting in : /

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Well yeah, he would be black and therefore clearly a member of MS13

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Omg, how funny would it be to popularize portraits of Jesus with MS13 on his knuckles in Calibri typeface.

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