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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

and AI Abraham Lincoln saying that whole Civil War thing was a big misunderstanding and the Confederacy was actually just fine

Considering he loved the Dixieland song, and his views on society normal for his time, and the intelligence of the average citizen, and those "AI's" being an extrapolator of meaningless traits on the average citizen's intelligence - we might actually learn that he's sorry, he was wrong and we should all go rebel.