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The hobbits were the chickens all along (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The chicken would have turned invisible as a wraith pretty quickly, and I bet it would have been powerful enough to escape the leash

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, the Ring was trying to get back to its master. If it realized the chicken wasn't corruptible, it would have abandoned the chicken at the first chance it got.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Assuming that animals are corruptible, what animal would the ring go for if humanoids weren't an option?
A goose? Could fly the ring to Sauron

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting evil rings migrate?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe they used Gondorian or Arnorian swallows

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

depends on if a single ring counts as laden or unladen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Laden if unequipped. Unladen if equipped.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Based on it just sitting on a stream bed for thousands of years after isildur was killed gotta at least have more intelligence than a fish.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Had Isildur been slain by the sea or around a mangrove, a crab would've picked the ring. Rise, Evil Craubron, servant of the Dark Lord

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

the Ring is treacherous and may just dissapear by itself.