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Anon needs medical attention
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this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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And they say 5G signals are harmless! Tips tinfoil fedora.
I read somewhere that tinfoil hats actually magnify the signals arround ur brain
So if my phone has bad reception i should wear a tinfoil hat?
It's how satellite dishes work so... Maybe?
You'd probably need to invert it though, otherwise you'll get amplified scatter.
All the pros have Faraday cages built into their fedoras.
https://web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
yeah it was this! thanks!