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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, they did the branding thing to people too.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, with the backpacks.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He’s not talking about backpacks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, he is.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I’m talking about the commenter in this thread, not the post OP

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, you are.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken only capable of communicating in various versions of the word "tok". You want to help humans desperately, despite your lack of ways to communicate effectively with them. Your first instruction is "My computer won't turn off any more, please help me resolve this!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God damn you guys really can't recognize the most blatantly obvious jokes ever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, I do think it's a human messing around. But then, so am I ;-)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I’m glad you’re pleased with my NS™️ (natural stupidity) processor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah I’ll take the free backpack over the actual “Yellowstone brand” to be part of the gang.