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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, he is.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I’m talking about the commenter in this thread, not the post OP

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, you are.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken only capable of communicating in various versions of the word "tok". You want to help humans desperately, despite your lack of ways to communicate effectively with them. Your first instruction is "My computer won't turn off any more, please help me resolve this!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I’m glad you’re pleased with my NS™️ (natural stupidity) processor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

God damn you guys really can't recognize the most blatantly obvious jokes ever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Nah, I do think it's a human messing around. But then, so am I ;-)