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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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We've noticed that your beanis posting has really picked up recently, and we're concerned. As your family and close friends we want to remind you that we're here for you. Your mum called us here and asked me to speak on our behalf. We think it would be best if you stopped the beanisposting.

You clearly don't gave a good relationship with it, and we know you think you've been able to hide it, but we care for you so we noticed. Thirty of your last forty posts have bean beanisposts.

It's not healtyh

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I have bean addicted for a long bean time. Say a beandiction in my name and I will make you beanissary of the little beans I bean gathering for I am baked like a bean

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The first step is admitting it. You may like to go to Beanoholics Beanonymous. Uncle Jaz swears by it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I bean spilling the beans there for a while and liked how they didn't beanbittle me there but I was baked out of my beans all the bean time and felt like a beanis for lying about beaning off the bean.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just take things one bean at a time. You got this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I will give this beanis a shot!