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This dude is writing punchlines for political cartoons from 1838.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm disappointed in him. This is the shittiest nickname he's ever made. He's off hiis game

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Donnie Fastball bouncing pitches in front of the plate. Sad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

People are saying he lost his heater folks! They're calling him Donnie Eephus now. Very sad, very very sad, I will say that. But Randy Johnson was very unfair to me for many years. He's a big guy, but he's very nasty.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

panican is lame, but i think the bit in () saves it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that part is admittedly funny, but not by his intention

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

running out of juice

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It doesn't seem at all like something he would ever think of or say. I wonder who came up with it.

Ninja edit. At first I thought somebody in the White House thought of it. But maybe he stole it from Fox News because he had no inspiration.