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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 336 points 1 week ago (6 children)

As a moderate conservative, I would like to see the end of private land ownership in a stateless, moneyless society.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 233 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a moderate conservative, I believe in ownership and democracy. Therefore the people who work at a company should own it and have an equal vote in how it is run.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago

We may not agree on everything, but I support you. Let us seize the means of production together first. Afterward, we can sort out the details of our views on moderate conservatism.

[–] papasan_mamasan@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As a moderate conservative, I believe in conserving natural, finite resources like oil and gas. I believe in making large investments into clean and renewable energy for all, so we can conserve the natural beauty of our land, just like God intended.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This one went past satire and is actually a good talking point

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait... You don't think the others are real good points?

What kind of terrible RINO are you?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So I know a guy who has this as a core belief. He voted Republican until 2016 and bitched every day and pretty frequently wrote our Congress critters about how part of conservatism is being a good steward of the environment. He refused to vote for Trump. I'm not sure who he did vote for (my guess is no one) but he said he wouldn't support that fucking moron who wants to allow toxic waste in our rivers.

He loves clean energy and is big on environmentalism (God gave us the earth to take care of and the science to do so). He's also in a borderline cult church. I'm surprised there aren't more church people who think they should take care of Earth. At least then we'd agree on one thing.

tell that guy that i, a staunch liberal, appreciate him, and wish more people were like him.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a far right fringe militia extremist who was there on J6 (but I did not go inside) and I'd do it all again to shift the tax burden to those most able to pay it.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Same demographic here, strongly believe a free country means free healthcare.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why were you there on Jan 6th. Did you really believe the election had been stolen?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, from the people's candidate, Bernie Sanders.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You weren't there supporting Trump? Did you have a Bernie sign or something? That must have been popular with the Trump supporters.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I'm either being wooshed, or you need to read the thread and look for context cues...

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago

Lol these are the kinda conservatives we need.

"I dream of society where I will be guillotined for being a conservative."

~ Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

As a moderate conservative I believe an economic system that benefits few at the expense of the many is inherently unstable and radical.