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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I came really close to needing to fight an alpaca once.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Lucky it deescelated because I hear they alpaca punch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was not at all happy about it but I had an idiot dog to safe who decided to leap an electric fence and herd some sheep. We didn't know there was a sheep farm near the beach we had him off leash on, nor did we think a husky would want to chase so.e sheep to the extent this guy did. As I looked up later a lot of local sheep guys keep an alpaca around to guard against coyotes. So I had to climb an electric fence, chase a husky who was chasing s herd of sheep while and alpaca was trying to run interference. It was also lime 32c out and no shade cause it was grazing ground right next to a beach. I managed to tackle this dog and throw him over thr fence before anything happened. I then climbed back over it after full sprinting in I could be killed by a fuckimg alpaca over this mode and basically died on the beach. My gf at the time and her mom who did fucking nothing to help at the time gave me water and drove us home and I barfed a lot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Jeez, the headline didn't cover the half of it. Glad you all made it out with your limbs intact