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'We've all done this': Trump admin group chat scandal is its most relatable fail (usatoday.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant...
who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist...
only to lose her to her childhood lover...
who she'd last seen on a deserted island...
and who turned out, 15 years later, to be the leader of the French underground.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That sounds like some Kojima level shit right there. Just needs a giant mech threatening a nuclear strike.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Skeet Surfing" is my jam.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

One of Mel Tormé's best songs.