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With the Democratic Party struggling to find a new direction, former President Joe Biden and former first lady Jill Biden have offered to jump in and help with fundraising and rebuilding. (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Michael Dukakis is their ace in the hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're not quite sure if they want to rock us yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I know of someone we can send out to offer a Handshake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I would joke about Al Gore but he's definitely too far left

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is Kitty Dukakis still on drugs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hear she's now mainlining a mixture of formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde, and methanol.

Edit: spelling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I mean if Trump were to attempt to run for president again, I'm sure the Dems would put Obama on the ticket with the same reasoning for a third term.