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[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Comment your code. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Make sure to remember to update your comments too, otherwise it causes even more confusion when something works differently than it says it does.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

That happened to me multiple times...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And decent variable names if you can, as well.

No magic numbers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

WYM, I can't just name my functions foo() and my variables single letters? /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

$retVal and $item are my personal favourite.