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[–] [email protected] 217 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

A great idea. Then, when you have to spend four donalds for a carton of eggs you'll remember why voting for con-men is a bad idea.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 18 hours ago

Shhh… do you even know how easy that will be to forge? ;) ;)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

$4? Shit it was $6 at the local Aldi yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Four donalds, aka four hundred dollars ($400)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Huhyulk! Goarsh!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Oooh my brain just "auto corrected" it to "dollars" when I was reading it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

More likely this is so the money launderers can have icon recognition.