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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Honestly guys, who doesn't love child death? Think of all the business it will generate for funeral parlors! And you can always make another."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Hollywood loves seeing children die. Just watch how they treat media personalities who dare to say "Free Palestine".