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[-] [email protected] 132 points 3 months ago

Why is a) He even in there? b) still wearing that stupid hat?

[-] [email protected] 111 points 3 months ago

Doesn't want people to see his botched hair implants

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Little Xevlar was pulling his plugs out during the compulsory shoulder rides.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Xevlar

Did you come up with that? It's fucking top notch funny. I don't laugh much these days.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I wish. It was doing the rounds when he started wearing the kid-helmet and I can't forget it.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

B: It has become an even lamer version of the swastika armband.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Don't see the kid anywhere in the image, so gotta have something to go on the head.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Nah, the kid isn't a hat, he's a human shield.

People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he's been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Every time I see him with his kid, I can't help but think of the Insufferable comic where the dude's got baby body armor

https://i.imgur.com/okvu4Qc.jpeg

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

They executed the kids during the Spartacus Revolt. Gotta make sure the slave owners kids don't come back for revenge.

Can't see how a billionaire's kid is any different - it's really nothing personal.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

He has seven of those horcruxes

this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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