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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"Hey ChatGPT! Build a fully functional turnkey ecommerce website."

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That seems really round-about.

Just:

import Money

Money.make('rain')

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago

Python really does have everything

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Sometimes they block that, so you have to do this instead:

me.accountBalance = exploit.infiniteMoneyGlitch();

You only get access to that method if you were born with rich parents, though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

if revenue.isTaxed():
    exploit.commitFraud()
else:
    me.callDaddy(moneyPlz)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Isn't that what they did in Superman 3?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

"Make me the most generic hello world in ReactJS." Wow it's so smart and conscious!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Oh and make it FAST, no loading bars or spinners!