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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Look putting Musk's stupidity aside (and believe me, I'm absolutely livid as a former educational researcher), I need to get this unpopular opinion off my chest.

It's... actually kind of fucking funny to name an agency DOGE.

Hear me out! NPR today kept saying it over and over again with straght fucking faces (well, voices) and the whole god damned time I'm muttering to myself "it's a meme, it's a god damned meme". It's like if someone named an agency LOSS, I would fucking lose my shit. If this was any other timeline and a shitlord like Musk wasn't the one making the joke, it would be funny.

Anyway that's my guilty thought I wanted to share to you, random internet strangers. I hope in better times, President AOC has a SUS initiative or something. I just love reporters being forced to say this shit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It'll also make it easier for future history students studying the last days of American hegemony to get a grasp on what's going on. They just need to be told "They were making government agencies based on memes" to get a decent idea of the mindset of the time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem is that this is not a joking matter. Gutting USAID suddenly has literally kills a TON of people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So like, 10 average Americans?

/S

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Well, not technically sarcasm, that is quite literally the number roof average american males it would take to weight a ton.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Americans average 100kg? I figured it'd be at least in the 90s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Depends on US ton vs metric ton

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Im seeing roughly 90kg for males little under or a little over depending on source.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or the BUSSIN initiative.

Or the USDA safe beef program I Can Has Cheeseburger.

Or the protection from fake news program No Cap Fam.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or the USDA safe beef program I Can Has Cheeseburger.

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm kinda surprised there's not a standard meme response to this meme by now - it itself being an older meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

It's never too late to make one

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am altering the meme. Pray I do not alter it further.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Lol I gotta watch robot chicken sometime

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It seems this meme has avoided detection by referencing the old age of the meme to which it's posted in response. But with what could we respond to it? The same meme? Wouldn't that start a recursive loop? More research is required...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if someone named an agency LOSS

They won't. Many big retail organizations have departments to make sure this will not happen...

Tap for spoilerLoss prevention

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just wait until we get the agency for the Treasury, Housing, Economics, General Administration and Market Enforcement

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

It's like some eldritch horror that is just waiting to come back.

I imagine hundreds of years from now archeologists discover that same meme and start using it as a joke among themselves then it spreads back into the rest of society.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

You caught some heat but you are 100% right. This is encapsulated every time I watch a house hearing clip and the reps say it over and over. The context of what they’re fighting is so infuriating, but just hearing these mostly out of touch old fucks who can’t comprehend technology saying it still almost evokes a grin.