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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's really bad if true because in my dreams I can only punch in slow motion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sounds like your dream self has gotten the truth of it!