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Well....former Cleveland Browns quarterback Tim Couch may not still play, but I imagine he's probably still a pretty beefy boy. Probably shouldn't kick him.
Edit: realized I never actually typed his name, which is the whole basis for the joke. Without the name my reply makes NO sense...