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[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I've started replying "ok, dozer" to anyone who complains about "wholeness" to me. The ennui I have with the regressives is just beyond description anymore.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I like this word to describe those responsible for us all going backwards now: regressives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

I'm going to start using this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Dozer sounds too cool, now bout nappers? It sounds like the british word for diapers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

I like dozer because it not only suggests they're asleep, but it also suggests bulldozer, which is what the people they voted for are doing to the country and world.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

what do you mean by complaining about wholeness?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Wow even autocorrect is against wokeness

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My fault tho, I was careless with my typecraftery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

nah, i don't blame you. all keyboards have been much worse at autocorrecting than they were years ago. I rarely finish a comment without at least one autocorrect mistake, it's unbelievable how much worse things are when swype way back in the day was like a mind reading wizard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Haha I totally missed that and I even proofread. That'll learn me to post in a precaffeinated state.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

What kind of lameass comeback is that? You can do better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

I mean you're right, but January/February is always a low ebb for the spice level in my life.