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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[-] [email protected] 355 points 5 months ago

Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.

Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.

[-] [email protected] 129 points 5 months ago

He’s mad because it isn’t blockchain

[-] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago

Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

2027 Bingo Card: US adopts BTC as reserve currency, replaces USD, both crash.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

BTC? No way, that's way too sane. It's going to be DOGE.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Nah it'll be Trump Coin. Gotta own the grift from the top down

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It's not impossible. There are a lot of crypto grifters who have been prepping to scam the American government.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure that was already something they announced that they'd do.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

He already wants to replace everything in the US with Blockchain and Crypto scam shit doesn't he?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Did you want to trust a central authority for your Social Security? It'll get censored! /s

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I wouldn’t be giving him any ideas unless I founded a company and he bought his way in

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