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Anon achieves optimal testosterone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 days ago (1 children)

THAT'S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!

[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, a normal heart rate would be like 1-3hz depending on activity

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's 1000 to 3000 mHz!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Thanks for clarifying that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Im stealing this for if my brother complains about his heartbeat after staying up for like 18 hours on six cans of red bull again