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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.

Gay: Self-evident.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

Gotta get that dna sample somehow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer's national gay ban.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

bro is lost in the sauce

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

...you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?

sh itjust works

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Could have it worse, in hell they can only communicate via Xitter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

That's debatable. I'm honestly not sure which platform talks about Trump/Musk more. It's exhausting.