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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did that shit exactly once. Nail went between my toes, barely knicked me. Yeah, never fucking around again.

And then there was the time I went Looney Tunes with a rake. Stumbling around, stunned and bleeding, hit it again. Yeah, had me in stitches.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why would you link that gif and not the Sideshow Bob one?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Nyughohoirihu.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I did this once as a kid just to see if it works. Yes, it works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I did this once as an adult because I'm an idiot, and yes, it hurts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I hate that they ran this joke into the ground in later seasons.