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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.