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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 199 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Im sure his side of the story isn't warped to make himself seem like a saint and her a bitch. 👍

[–] [email protected] 138 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's /b, the whole thing is probably made up

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And it's actually not a wife but a husband.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

fake and gay, confirmed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon wears tight clothes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

B- but... But what about the points???

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just got out of a relationship and holy fuck that shit is infuriating. Everyone's gotta side curious what happened here.

Also are you the horse from Bojack Horseman? I'm literally watching S1E6 right now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

What is this, a crossover episode?