If your pet became president, what would be its first decree? (hexbear.net)

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My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

My cat would order me to be fired from current job then employ me full time as his bed because that's what i do when i'm home and sit or lie anywhere.

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