badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Uhhh....... I need help. I'm looking for something but I'm not sure if you have it.
yeah what are you looking for?
Do you have... um.. I'm working on something but I need that, you know, the thing? I forget what it's called. Do you know if you have it? I came here for it.
uhhh we have forgetting pills on aisle poop emoji. They make you forget stuff but maybe if you take them upside down they'll help you remember what you're looking for
I didn't say I needed forgetting pills. I have those already. I just forget to take them, that's all. Do you have what I'm looking for?
uhhhhh we got mystery boxes of shit on aisle 2? they might have what you're looking for inside
Master tuxes?
That's not what I'm looking for. Look, I've been pretty clear with you since I arrived and you're not being helpful at all. Where is the manager? Can I speak with your manager?
okay, I can get you our manager. She is a dog though because nowhere in the employee handbook did it say a dog can't be manager. Her name is Hazel
Huh?
Hazel just starts barking excitedly
Hi, kitty, I want to file a complaint. Your employee wasn't helping me find what I needed and was very rude to me. Can you please send someone to help me find what I'm looking for?
more barking
Yeah, that's what I was telling your employee.
So, do you have it?