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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Thats one way to attract the attention of Mi6. He certainly fits the bond villain profile...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

MI6, if you can read this, please do it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Except that Bond Villains are usually clever and invent something themselves. This dipshit is like the Bond Villain we have at home, from a rejected script that someone keeps failing to salvage.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You think Bond villains weren't taking credit for their underlings inventions? What a high opinion you have of evil people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This guy evils.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It’s not like Hank thought of the hammocks, but you know he took credit for the work it got him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

He also fits into 5 black bin bags.