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Anon visits America (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

All you have to do is follow the damn train...

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Aw shit, here we go again...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

If you think about it, that mission was a red flag about Smoke being a fucking traitor. Fatass couldn't shoot dudes 2 meters away

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Wouldn't that just make him a busta?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

This hurts me

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

He can't hurt you if you shoot him first! In fact, that's how you get his indestructible Sanchez motorcycle...

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

We serve food here, sir.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

And I'm guessing a Florida small ball on the side?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

*diet coke

this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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