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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is it dripping down your leg? Are you hugging your garbage when you take it out?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't you hug the garbage, Mr. Zoidberg?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

First off, it's Dr. I didn't get a doctorate in art studies to be called Mr.

Second off, do you hug your food before you eat it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only when the food asks to be hugged. ...which it usually does. :P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If people are what they eat why are you human?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I actually wish lemmy had purchasable awards like reddit. At least the money would go to people I actually want to support

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

my eyes are blurry does that say awards or swords

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of the trash bags have kitchen waste in them. Sometimes, when I'm carrying them down the stairs, they touch my skin and the liquid (mostly water) starts dripping down my legs.