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I think it's not just how much gold one has, but whether it can be categorized as a "horde." You may only have a small amount of gold coins, but if you leave them in a messy--but not too messy--pile, you could end up with a small dragon sleeping on top of it.
"Horde" is orcs. "Hoard" is dragons.
Ah-hah, you've discovered my plan: Attack of the gold coin mimics!
(Or just a lack of English comprehension on my part, really 😅.)
That reminds me, I still need to make PF2E stat blocks for various sizes of mimics. Including a mimic hatchling swarm
Those orcs with their 'a' upside down and in the wrong spot.
Okay but like... If I only have a pile like.... A foot tall...
Will the dragon be hamster sized, Chihuahua sized, great Pyrenees size, or bear size?
Cause depending on the answer, I have some saving to do...
Hard to say, but it seems like there's more gold than dragon, usually. (Unless you end up with a Gold Dragon!)
I'm hoping for hamster-sized dragon.
Not all of us can live on Hysperia.
brb, converting my 401k to gold to attract an adorable baby dragon