this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Hes desperate for attention, hed love you to talk to him.

Probably not so much once the awkward questions started, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Tell him you have a-grade ketamine...