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It’s a satire LinkedIn acct

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I know ~~it's~~ the post is just a joke, but yeah money sadly is serious biz and beef between friends if things don't feel fair. It sucks but i chalk it up to the hellscape we live in.

Everyone has their money tics. A long time pal gets pissed if i pull the "whisper the waiter" trick and pay the whole dinner bill for example. For my part, I feel weird about owing people, like they'll hate me if i cant pay my way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm not joking.

I have very few, very loyal, very long-term friends. I like it that way. Knowing too many people gets to be problematic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Er my bad i was referencin the post being a joke, not your reply being one. That was poorly phrased on my part

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago