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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Seconded. Also as regards the perfume kind of musk, if I wanted to fuck a civet I'd fuck a civet.

(I wouldn't because civets can't consent. So I guess there's a place for musk perfume: for frustrated civetfuckers.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Let the civet fuck you, then it's consensual.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in civet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Time to roast and brew

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

But would you fuck a Civic?