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[–] [email protected] 151 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

MSNBC said on Saturday that police examining the bag and its contents found a jacket and Monopoly money, but no firearm.

Thats a plant. They aren't as close as they say they are. Also 60k as a reward for betraying your entire class? Lmao you better pay kingmaker money.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The NYPD's working theory of what pistol was used doesn't even make sense either. These cops are clueless.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They appear to be clueless, so those with a clue may out themselves.

Guess what day it is today

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not guessing nothin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

In fairness, the NYPD doesn't know a lot about guns.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I like how one article said: "The net is tightening," New York City Mayor Eric Adams said Saturday.

No, I don't think it is, but keep saying that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The net is tightening? Lmao they've widened the search to nearly every metro area between New York and Atlanta

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

We're looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you've seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

If Eric Adams is speaking, he's lying

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are basically the Keystone Kops.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't do it for 60 million.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

you'd* better pay