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[–] [email protected] 155 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Dude that author should be ashamed of themselves. How could you report on the topic and NOT provide a pic? Geesh.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So they stretch it over their fin or what, how is it staying on

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Through sheer audacity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was thinking, perhaps by sucking through the blowhole, but I haven't looked it up yet so don't trust me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does the blowhole do in? Would that not make it a suckhole? I am admittedly ignorant in whale anatomy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I thought the blowhole had reverse ?? like, this is what they breathe in through, isn't it ?

Apparently yes : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowhole_(anatomy)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah it definitely must be, here I am thinking they're mouth breathers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, my blowhole does that, too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A jaunty chapeau! Perched just so!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

*Salmoned just so!

(perch are too freshwater for this trend)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

In my experience, finding a relevant image in an online article is a 50-50

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

She had style! She had flair! She was there...

That's how she became- the Orca!