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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/1484642

Musk says he's going to launch an "AI game studio" at his xAI startup.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ten years from now, President Musk, the last president of the free united states, signs a document ceding all territory to the new russian empire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We're going to be ruled by a split coalition between China, Mexico and Canada. And we'll somehow be better for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, the parts ruled by Mexico and Canada, at least.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I dunno... Even china at this point...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Already consider Texans to be Mexicans so I suppose the red states will follow suit

Would California join more ideologically similar Canada (and double their population)

Join China because of the coast/wealth

Or be returned to Mexico?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

China gets the whole west coast including Nevada and Idaho (fuck you Idaho) and the rest is split based on an extension based on the mason-dixon line. The north becomes Canadian and the south becomes mexican.