525

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

32 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] [email protected] 163 points 7 months ago

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Bullshit, it's only about 93%

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Only 93% so far.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

planning for a busy weekend?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

When did we run out of unique souls and added in NPCs?

load more comments (14 replies)

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024

525 points (96.6% liked)

Greentext

6751 readers

359 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]