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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 29 minutes ago

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 minutes ago

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago

Tendies for the tendie throne.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.