this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

he should have invest in a big red firework like the coyote

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Go faster stripes FTW!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Paint a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Easy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Paint it yella to make it shootyer

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

"I'm crouching as hard as I can!”